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Friday, May 3, 2013

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19. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.

18. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious).

17. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

16. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

15. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go".

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

14. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

13. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in KiloMeters), and counts in Millions.(Not in Lakhs)

12. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 100 times).

11. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.

10. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never says Zed).

9. Makes fun of Road Conditions.

8. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

7. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

6. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

5. Tries to complain about almost every thing in as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

4. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule".

3. Looks suspiciously towards Small Hotel/Cafes food.

Few more Fun stuffs:-


2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits. tries to roll the bag on Roads. :P

And The Ultimate One:-

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

Keep smiling :) (Just for fun )

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